if anyone knows of jobs within a 30 min drive from fullerton, ca that i (fast learner, no experience) can do until mid/last week of august please let me know please please please
please i need this
at this point it’s the only feasible excuse my mom will take for me to not intern at her company and one whole month of that will kill me without a doubt
okay. i’ve taken a very long warm shower. and i feel… better.
it is still really difficult to keep myself from thinking ‘ohmygoshhowstupidamiwhatthefuck’ but i believe it a little less
"Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good."
#i needed this
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
hey lera you’re bisexual and you’ve had your heart broken and you could really solve all your problems by just going to a gay bar
IF I COULD JUST STOP CRYING THAT IS.
i kind of.
don’t have a boyfriend.
i need moral support and beer.
#justice league dark
so i mentally photoshop zee’s normal outfit into justice league dark to properly enjoy the series and it works SO WELL i thought i might try a crappy 10 minute paintover
it still works
#I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW
#i could only just now use words to express rage
Yesterday I was getting some stuff. I wasn’t in a bad mood. But the (old, male) cashier looked at (young, female) me and said, “Dear, if you’ve come to check out at aisle 7 you need a smile!” I gave the fakest most strained laugh possible and he said, “That’s more like it,” and bagged the stuff. As soon as I got out of the store I was fuming. I’m terribly sorry if getting some chips wasn’t the most magical part of my day, but you didn’t have to HOLD MY DAMN GROCERIES HOSTAGE.
Accepting Commissions to Help with Final Vet Bills
So… tonight, at 12am after a panic trip to the all night emergency vet, Sasquatch (the kitten formerly known as Peregrine) passed away.
The prognosis from the vet came down to the fact I could spend two thousand dollars and she still very likely wouldn’t make it, so I made the decision to let her go.
Even so, I am now out about $250 that I simply don’t have.
I’m opening up commissions to help pay for her final costs.
Rough guidelines would be…
Bust sketch: $10 -
Rendered bust: $20-$30-
Full body - really varies by what, who, armored or not, etc. Anywhere from $35 to $100 depending on how crazy you want and backgrounds and such.
I will also do other stuff like designwork, tattoos, I’ll draw your cat, whatever. Just… no porn. My porn sucks. You don’t want it.
Contact me by ask and we can work out the details. The only issue is I can’t take paypal, so it’s checks/MOs or well-concealed flat green stuff.
Thanks for reading…scarletdisciple:
"Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”"
I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.
I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).
They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.
Something that I’m just noticing from these gifs. They actually lean their cheeks into the kisses, opposed to just letting the other do all the work. That’s something actual couples do when they know each other well enough to know it’s coming. I love this.
- breath in for 4 seconds
- hold your breath for 7 seconds
- exhale breath for 8 seconds
repeat once or twice more.
This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.
Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.
Never not reblog
Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.
Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.
(Source: punjabipowerhouse, via wocrecovery)